“We spent weeks practicing for the spring piano recital, and he missed our whole performance,” said a visibly disappointed Greg Holt, 56, who along with the rest of the American populace teared up as the president loudly barged out a gymnasium door to talk on his phone in the hallway, apparently not caring how hard the nation had worked to memorize all three pages of “Linus And Lucy.
” “We kept looking for him in the audience, hoping he would return, but there was an empty seat next to the first lady the whole time. We know he’s a busy, important man, but our teacher scheduled this months ago! When he missed it last year, he said he’d watch a video taken by one of the other country’s presidents, though of course he never did. He’d better take us out for ice cream after, like he promised.