Patagonia Triggers a Market Panic Over New Rules on Its Power Vests

Wall Street faces a crisis that touches the very core of its largely male workforce. In a panic-inducing announcement, Patagonia set new limits on the sale of its custom fleece and down vests, a de rigueur centerpiece of the modern three-piece suit.

Buy them yourself and have someone stick what you want on the vests. 🙄 that’s the capitalist way...

There's always the pedestrian eBay route for procuring Patagonia gear.

Looming 😂😂😂

And all the people are aren’t a part of this little subculture think “wow, what a bunch of dorks...this is how they compensating for having small wieners?”😂

stevehouse10 If you wash your patagonia vest, you don’t deserve to own it. Hand in your outdoor cred. Men’s Warehouse needs your $ more than you do.

... recommended 'Huge in France' on Netflix

Let them all rot in hell.

stevehouse10 Vests are garbage.

They all look like clowns.

LLBean.

Anyone know how to short Patagonia?

“Like a pair of $1,500 John Lobb oxfords, these co-branded power vests can intimidate and draw envy.” This is entirely ridiculous! People really think like this?

still with this? Lord

I work on Wall Steet, we laugh at the Chad’s in these things. They look ridiculous ..

Boo effing hoo.

Patagonia are doing remarkable things reversing climate change & sequestering Carbon through regenerative organic agriculture. This leadership is what our planet deserves, and it’s almost too late. Power vests will be the last of Wall Street’s worries if we don’t fix our climate

I won’t do business with anyone wearing a goddamned fleece vest.

Patagonia is Power Wear!? Oy vey....

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