Co-op's funeral business hit as death rate falls

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The group also said that a conscious decision to not change its prices in a competitive market had weighed on growth.

"I suspect if we do have the Beast from the East returning early next year the death rate will start to rise again", he said.

Food sales were up by 3% to £3.7bn, however, representing a significant proportion of the group's overall revenues. "If a negotiated withdrawal from the EU doesn't take place at the end of October, we expect some disruption to our supply chain", the company said in its financial results.

 

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DONT WORRY IF BORIS GETS HIS WAY THERE WILL BE A BIG SURGE IN POVERTY RELATED DEATHS AND SUICIDE!!

They should offer buy one get one free in order to drum up trade or how about a loyalty card ?

Brexit will fix that.

They must be praying for people to die

I live close to a very small village: local supermarket, charity shop, handful of takeaways, one pub. THREE funeral companies. Someone knows where the business is.

That’ll upset Remainers’ sums

Brexit again ? Not enough fatalities...

Stubborn b*stards these old folk. Refusing to die and damaging business’s 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

🙈🙈🙈 the biggest lie I’ve heard in a long time... people aren’t dying anymore 🤷‍♀️ never mind I’m sure Brexit will boost your business as we’re apparently all going to starve to death 🤪. PeoplesPrimeMinister BackBoris4Brexit 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧

It’s a dead end job anyway 😂

Theyll be good soon, brexit yellowhammer and black swan report mean death rate will be soaring soon

They went above and beyond after my mum and grandfather both died of cancer. Thank you CoopFuneralcare.

good news on that side of things but went for the inept suits to blame it on the B-word 🤷‍♂️

Overpopulation, yet not enough deaths Weird

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