Sounds about right.
And to make this actual real life, make it 78% of what those men make for women... 78% of what moc in those those will make... and 78% of what woc in those those those will make...
You can't be sexist if you hate both genders!
MattMing1 Breaking News: 36 year old obese man with sweet sweet tits is often mistaken as a woman and quoted as saying the worst part is being paid 75% of what a man without sweet sweet tits makes. TitsIsJustShortForBoobies
now that`s progress
the best part about this headline is that it still implies a raise for both of them
78%? Feels like every non-exec is making less than that.
Equality right! :'(
And the trees are all kept equal. By hatchet, axe, and saw. (Neil Peart)
*cries in working class*
You mean 7.8%... ^_^
Who comes up with these creative headlines?
its a shame, I thought we had progressed past the need for paychecks.
As long as my dear CEO can afford a jet yacht I'm bursting with pride and seeking a second job.
LOL
Yay to equality!!
Blizzard_Ent
HillcrestCardCo Even though I knew this was The Onion, I had to read to see if it was my employer.
Where are they, and are they hiring? It would mean a big pay raise for me!!
DNC prolly gonna put this on their platform
Who says capitalism doesn't work?
I'm sorry onion, but reality went ahead and won that headline a while ago 😔
this is just capitalism
As long as the k-cups are restocked, we'll all be fully caffeinated!
Awh
That is UNFAIR! When my kids DO their CHORES, I ALWAYS pay them in FULL! NO MATTER what they are GENDERED!
Still multiple times more than what people currently earn.
I mean equally shit pay i guess?
Too damned true.
bruh.
Finally!
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Finally
That's progress!I'm sure other companies will follow suit!
and 👏that’s 👏on 👏equality👏
thomasgdocs Back when I was running the school newspaper, I only payed people 10% of what they were earning. This is still extremely biased
Progressive They’re outing you
Nevertheless, he persisted.
Send their jobs to China and the company can save another 64%.
Harsh but fair
😂😂
corybarlog Imagine this
It’s like affirmative action!
Makes sense when five people are doing one person's job.
That is not funny in some parts of the world
They finally cracked the code.
I just got laid off from a job like that
so, any retail job?
No gender pay gap today 😤 💯
Yeah? How much does it pay for eggs?
Oh my fucking god this is good
I wish I made that much!
Also called Amazon Prim.
They pay so well. Places like Walmart and McDonalds won't even pay people half of what they should be making.
Money makes no sense.
TYT
Its not a company, its New York State.
It really is time to screw all our workers equally
progressive company treats all their wageslaves equally badly
corybarlog A+ headline
Women wanted equal pay didn’t they?
Well, finally!
Chaotic equaly
Don’t work at Progressive. They kick dogs
The company name: Progressive AF
Equal but unfair
McDonald's?
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