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Boy I miss Mark Haines
You kidding lol right
Your little ‘make people worried’ TV special in a word; SUCKED !!
JP Dimon to the rescue.
💀
Been curious as to whether JPM announces an even larger buyback program. They're already at 20B.
Is he going to pull out his wallet and buy enough shares of everything to absorb the supply? ;)
Too often such things depend on 'one person'. HellInAHandcart
Wait. That is exactly what they said two months before the crash in 1929, but lo and behold, even JP Morgan himself could not stop the inevitable.
The man is miserable to work for but a hell of a CEO. Why doesn't he take on Trump in 2020?
You gotta be kidding me
How about Gartman announcing a new short position priced in Dong?