There’s a housing crisis going on in Vancouver. Perhaps you’ve noticed. Perhaps you’ve felt personally squeezed out of the market due to the exorbitant prices.
Built in 1922 and completely rebuilt and updated in recent years, this dynamic, private lair is perfect for comic book super villains or even their real-life, modern-day counterpart, the casual billionaire. Quit twirling your moustache and make an offer! It has five fireplaces, so you can easily forget where you built that fire. This majestic, two-level home even has an in-house elevator, so you can get from the downstairs to the upstairs without all that needless legwork. Look at this staircase. It’s like 12 steps! Anything with that many steps is an Ikea manual, and you’ve long since evolved beyond assemble-at-home furniture.
The larger-than-life dining room features high ceilings and floor-to-ceiling windows so you can enjoy the lush greenery just outside. Plus it’s one of those cool, super-long dining tables that rich people on TV have, where they sit really far apart in a visual metaphor for their strained relationships. Pass the salt!