Insurance Company Swears They’ll Get The Next Round

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BLOOMFIELD, CT—Urging their client to cover all of the expenses related to their medical condition just this one last time, insurance company Cigna reportedly swore Monday that they’ll definitely get the next round. “Listen, if you grab this one, we’ll pick up the next bill for sure,” said an official from the Fortune …

BLOOMFIELD, CT—Urging their client to cover all of the expenses related to their medical condition just this one last time, insurance company Cigna reportedly swore Monday that they’ll definitely get the next round.

“Listen, if you grab this one, we’ll pick up the next bill for sure,” said an official from the Fortunebut expected things to turn around any day now, when they’d happily splurge on any and all medical debt that arises. “You get this MRI, and we’ll get you back next year when it’s time for a mammogram, most likely—you just have to remind us, because you know how forgetful we are. But don’t freak out if we don’t respond right away, we’re really busy for the next few months.

 

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I believe them. Insurance and its carefully-distributed payments is an important part of protecting our Great American Republic🔥

I wonder how Ted's insurance is

Fake news! They will NOT get the next round!

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