you knew how to clean your house, but until you have children, it’s impossible to fathom their superhuman ability to make a mess in corners of your home you didn’t even know existed: sticky fingerprints clouding the TV screen, a school of goldfish crackers under the refrigerator, Legos hidden in the carpet.
My kid folded her dirty clothes and neatly placed them in the hamper “so the laundry wouldn’t be messy”, which leaves me a little confused because her drawers still look like a tornado ripped through themMy kid is sitting at the computer in his ridiculously messy bedroom creating the most beautifully well organized home he possibly can in MinecraftMy toddler’s daycare apparently uses the “clean up” song.
If you want to nap while the kids are home just say, “Wake me up in 30 minutes so we can all clean up the house together”April 24, 2022 At the store this AM my daughter & I made a deal — I’d buy her lip gloss if she promised to clean her room before bed — 7 hours later & she’s watching TV on the couch w glittery lips while I fold her laundry & clean up her toys & I’m 100% sure now that this kid is an evil geniusAugust 23, 2021