Man Surveys Party For Next Group To Silently Stand In

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RALEIGH, NC—Determining the time had come to seek out livelier company, local man Thomas Weber reportedly surveyed the party he was attending Thursday for the next group he could silently stand in. “Let’s see, which of these clusters of people do I want to linger in for the next half hour or so without saying a single word?” thought Weber, who sources said had grown bored with the stale conversation of the partygoers he was mutely hovering around. “Those people over by the refrigerator seem interesting. Maybe I’ll wander over to grab a beer and then just sort of loiter around the periphery smiling and nodding my head every so often.” At press time, no one in attendance had realized Weber left the party without saying goodbye to anyone.

 

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the secret noone knows - just like 'Those we do not speak of' in the movie 'The Village' when they couldve just said 'the monsters' written by the that guy with a really mysterious name: he doesnt really like parties

Me in VRChat, most of the time.

Reported for personal attacks.

It's hard being an uncool white guy at parties. I mean, it is everywhere else, just not at parties.

My soulmate.

Ah yes, the perfect summary of my time in high school

You might as well just me jeez

Did this all tonight 😔

This was so beyond not funny that I literally just spit vodka out of my nose (in protest, purely in protest).

Party going clique works tirelessly to keep interest from unknown silent attendee.

Stop

I feel seen.

Shut up I do not.

Why are you attacking us?

Trust that God knows what God is doing, and that life is always conspiring in your favor.

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