to be fair, this really is more of a problem from Pratt
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Hmm. Not funny. Poor taste, this Onion.
The fuel line failed ruptured and ignited mid presentation sending the ceo into the ground instantly killing all the investors
He must have been listening to my mixtape 🤠
Boeing is crap.
Real simple.... Liar, Liar, pants on fire!
Not too far from the truth. the plane was literally on fire. Hard to figure out satire from the truth nowadays 😂
GarbageApe If only.
Overheating lithium batteries are still an ongoing issue at Boeing?
Preliminary reports say that the fire started in his pants.
Software glitch
somehow not the worst news when it comes to Boeing!
But did he drop parts all over the neighborhood as he was leaving?
WallStPlayboys
Time to get Frank Drebin on their PR team.
How true.
Sad part, many stupid people will believe this, retweet and post on a text n and f other sites!
LOL
Probably a pilot error
Was the nearby neighborhood affected when he dumped his load?
Everyone has an embarrassing stage story Telling a joke and getting no laughs, messing up a word, catching on fire
He’ll fit right into the corporate culture
Just a little cowling trouble
Spontaneous human combustion?
now that's an activist board
back behind the *lectern 🙄
Jesus Onion
His pants are what sparked the flames.
😂
You hate to see that
Ratio
jonostrower Who comes up with such crap? Seriously?
Coincidentally the CEOs given name was Max!
Did the shareholders force Siemens to sell them parts again?
The CEO caught fire or just their pants?
This just in: Severance pay to Boeing CEO denied as Boeing finds no fault in previous statement.
So there's justice on Earth after all.
Was it karma or God ?
Yet again, they remain oddly calm and uncaring... “our planes often do the same thing!”
AirlineFlyer The article was clearly written to its MAX standards
Liar liar pants on fire
There isn’t a fine line between farce and snuff posts. There is a chasm. And you crossed it
Deregulate. Deregulate. Deregulate. These billionaires are going up in flames!
Globally warmied carbon footprint spontaneous combustion. 😀 What turns on climate trolls? Good men have a happy and gay relationship with their right hand. Climate Master Baitors deny this and fantasize about cold showers in Australia; and become blind to science. 😀
🔥😳🔥_(😀)
There are some sick people working at The Onion. And we all thank them!!😄😄
creidhe 👆🏼
This is what Boeing gets for introducing the new CEO-Max role to compete with Airbus without providing additional training.
Sources close to CEO knew him to be hotheaded, they have told CNN.
Deserved
Obviously pilot error.
And still claim there's no major problems with it's Boeing CEO 2020, it was all human error.
That's why they need those golden parachutes
Claims Spontaneous Human Combustion
holy shit, piss
Shortly thereafter, Musk vows twice the combustion for half the price.
Then they dropped 36 million on to the smoldering ashes to make sure it started back up to burn the money so nobody could get it. They bussed in the mobile children's hospital patient's to make sure they saw the money burn
But did they get his black box?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How did Samsung handle this exact same situation?
oof
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