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All I need is someone to tell me that making a bunch of epaulettes and sewing them on all my clothes is a bad use of this time.Me: [from upstairs] That’s not how they go.Wait is there really a tv show where you can win $100,000 just by not having sex for a month.

I couldve won over a million dollars last yearThe only thing I’m good at when it comes to home improvement is adding another dog to the family.I can’t wait to go back to avoiding people on my own terms.CINDERELLA: so you watched my stepmother horribly mistreat me for years and did nothing

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