Relatable
Always a good option.
Ahem, TheVoidsVoice, that's your queue.
😂
Yes, you exceeded the goals we set for you when the year started but we moved the goalposts without telling you so enjoy another year without a promotion!
MarkVellky
robertcaruso 'Work smart, not hard'
that bad?
Time to take a bathroom break with his phone to relieve the stress
Just keep staring into the abyss, pal - and see what happens.
It's like that where I work, too.
What an upwardly mobile and dynamic young capitalist predator in the making 😁
😂🤣😂
Mood
what a handsome employee 🥺
It's nice
you don't hate your life, you hate capitalists
I've acknowledged we all shall perish into the void and have made peace with that.
Absorbing a performance appraisal on schrooms has its benefits.
Metaphysics and Philosophy for Wall Street? Awesome! An Existential dilemma for the little people that work for big people.
Thoughts and Prayers....
He was seen muttering 'Why have a scale of 1 to 5 if you're not going to use the entire range?'
When I worked for Mother Xerox in the late 1980s and early 1990s, I wrote my own performance reviews. TrueStory
Been there.
nowhere to go but up into the meaningless darkness
I like how his tie matches the plant!
submission relieves work stress
I actually wrote something like this once My boss pulled me aside & was upset that I 'Didn't take it seriously' Thats when I told her I had Major Depression, had tried to kill myself 3x in the past month & I took that performance review more seriously than I took anything in life
Ha!:)
I prefer ...into the Abyss..but okay, you're the boss.
It’s easy to feel that way when your whole performance review is just a 3x5 notecard with the final lines of Eliot’s Prufrock printed on it.
Specific, measurable, achievable, relevant, and time-bound. Should definitely be able to complete before next review. Nicely done, employee.
Relatable. Living in a state of perpetual darkness is better than a shitty office job.
This has real 'low income Chinese sweatshop worker' vibes
Cog... Meet Machine 😌
galexynguyen
I thought this was a job requirement
How'd it go? Oh, it...wen...say what's the easiest way to give away all your belongings? I'm...yeah..I think I'm a hermit now.
I too like to initial form letters calling me adequate
Resistance is futile
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