😂😂😂
Humor is a foreign concept to you fellows, no wonder the bee is more popular they're right wing and all but very funny
CDC should just shutpp
dronecoma
Good news SamLautmann
MattWerderitch
bradbings jillbrick alyssanoel13 what the hell
Thanks
MaxZims
Bicycling isn't safe and allows middle-aged men to wear spandex in public.
Why is The Onion attacking me
GustavNaucler ouf
Screw you Onion! There is nothing wrong with Tennis
faizagra1 o
You’re either very rich or very bored.
What's their ruling on Pickleball?
Finally, we can write LOL in its literal sense. “Hilarious” at its best. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
john_c_palmer FYI
BplugGonzalez
Finally!
i feel attacked
I do!
bill russell
Gentlemanreptar
tennis is a wonderful pastime. how dare you.
You just don't like it because there's no violence involved. LOL
Nice!
the shaaade!🤣
Fred time should be spent in church goddamnit.
If people want to play tennis, then who cares if they do. This article is very condescending.
kaushikv24
I'm coming fresh of a 0:6 0:6 and you hit me with that ....
who the hell would want to do that? beach parties and chocolate orgies are where its at 😎
tancopsey shargrea CourtSaintJohn time to reinstate tennis Fridays
Keyes_P_Shane 😝
Um in
Ha!
coachnicktennis
JackRussell02 Hilarious! I play tennis every day, and you know it...my husband... JackRussell02 .
cooler_ac
ajaax75
Will it be safe for all those children and teenagers who collect the loose balls? Or the physio's who are expected to massage them? Or the banana & water carriers, or ....
illliberal
BrianReese_
Don’t spit on the ball...oh wait that other sports ball.
Would’ve pegged Ed Bradley for a two-handed backhand.
LittlestJon
I’m down ty
Sure beats baseball.
Good point!
god damn it man tennis is the only thing im good at
burn FuzzBeedEli
The Onion really needs new writers
corycasagrande KyCaz7 🧐
Watching tennis, however, is a health risk.
Better than baseball for sure 🤢
lawn tennis or real tennis?
I wonder if it's possible to play a decent tennis match with baseball bats instead of tennis balls
Might as well risk catching the Covid at a bar
awkwardbachward is the Kendall
Based
I prefer cornhole, both forms of it.
Nahhhhhh!!!! You Crazy For This!!!!