BERLIN—Upon waking up from a medically induced coma, Russian opposition leader Aleksei Navalny vowed that he would never again patronize the Tomsk Airport café after getting nerve agent poisoning there, sources close to the vocal Putin critic confirmed Wednesday.
“The last time I went there, I got so sick I honestly thought I was going to die,” said Navalny, who added that in the future he would not give his business to any establishment that “screws up something as simple as a cup of tea” by preparing it with Novichok, a highly lethal chemical weapon banned by international treaty. “The worst part is that it’s completely ruined tea for me—I can’t even smell the stuff anymore without wanting to throw up.
Bad Yelp review coming
worst Yelp review ever
The Yelp review will be 🔥
Yep...
He doesn’t want another upset tummy
I hope he left an empowering yelp review. I would have.
Not really funny. (OFC I may be biased.)
This is fucked up
I know goes there, but the guy may not make it...
Omsk
A wise decision. He may also want to avoid eating in Russia again.
Manafort knows. It’s Why he didn’t flip.
4/5 on yelp, food was good but may include weird military grade nerve agents
Never order the Putin Surprise.
i thought onion satire