‘Poll Watching Is Not Voter Intimidation,’ Trump Supporter Whispers Into Ear Of Man Filling Out Ballot In Voting Booth

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ERIE, PA—Pushing back against what he viewed as an overly hysterical media narrative, Trump supporter Tom Nagle whispered his assertion Monday that poll watching is not intimidation into the ear of a man filling out a ballot. “Keeping an eye on what’s going on at the polls is simply a way to ensure that the election is conducted fairly,” said an armed Nagle, his hot breath reportedly palpable on the prospective voter’s neck as he continually issued assurances that he was merely there to safeguard democracy. “There’s nothing untoward or illegal about this—me and my fellow poll watchers here are simply making sure that there’s not any funny business and nobody’s tampering with the electoral process. Now you just sit there and think long and hard about whether that’s really the best candidate for our country.” At press time, Nagle had beaten the man unconscious after he was unable to immediately produce a voter ID.\n

ERIE, PA—Pushing back against what he viewed as an overly hysterical media narrative, Trump supporter Tom Nagle whispered his assertion Monday that poll watching is not intimidation into the ear of a man filling out a ballot.

and my fellow poll watchers here are simply making sure that there’s not any funny business and nobody’s tampering with the electoral process. Now you just sit there and think long and hard about whether that’s really the best candidate for our country.” At press time, Nagle had beaten the man unconscious after he was unable to immediately produce a voter ID.

 

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They cannot be there watching who someone votes for .That is illegal

All these documented case should reported to the FBI and perused this is a federal crime with prison time. The FBI can traces them to their homes.

but my open carry is

wash your hands and ears carefully

This pig should be arrested

“Door to door canvassing” also fine.

just hangin' around at the polls.

Do liberals really think that kind of stuff is happening? I think they have a warped view of conservatives.

It is impossivle to recognize satire in 2020. Our whole world is a bad joke! Thank you for keeping a smile on my face in times of trouble!

During our 3rd grade student council election Brian G & Kayleen D wouldn't stop talking about who to vote for. Mrs. L had to shush them multiple times. Maybe if we got Mrs. L to manage the election?

olollo

🤣🤣🤣🤣No!!!!

😂😂

Oh crap!!!!! I thought the onion was fake news..

If only gun shops had this level of scrutiny

lol, trying to imagine a Trump supporter who knows how to whisper.

Latest Onion headline pushes followers to alternate satire site that is actually funny.

The worst part is that this sounds as a real news story...

I legit thought this was real for a second.😂😂😂 I can't handle fake headlines like these today Onion!

Trump did exactly that to his wife in 2016.

I thought stormtroopers were masks.

How liberals see the world

Oh, good one, haha, good one....

Sir... this is Arby’s...

This isn't satire.

too real

wally_polischuk Why do people post shit like this. The Onion is FAKE news for real and some people might actually believe it. This is not the time people.

CapsLock_News Pole watching will get you in trouble in most men’s room.

its mind boggling that after our ancestors were beaten, raped and killed for EXISTING in this here AmeriKKKa, that I would be intimidated by a pollwatcher or a long line GTFOH RockTheVote VOTE

BobVanceJr Literal realism now works for the Onion

The real-life photo would have been of a Black Panther armed and standing outside a polling location.

Poll watching with big guns is what they do in dictatorships around the world They tell you who to vote for or you get to eat lead ?

What? No AK backups? No tiki torches? No confederate flags as long as pick-up truck beds?

Vigilance is not a crime. But what about hyper vigilance? 😂

There’s a lot of poll watchers out there,especially the ones with people swinging on them

With cigarette and coffee breath.

Look out behind you! 🎃

😂😂😂

Baffling that anyone is allowed to stare at you while you vote. The big white blocker things are there for a reason. What is going on with your elections? Unheard of in any other democracy.

The Trump bird flying cap is a nice added touch.

I have a feeling that trumper has stood behind men and watched them before, but at the truck stop men's room. Just replace the booth with a urinal, same pic, just as creepy. 🕵️‍♀️

Right .. right ... and mankind doesn't come in a variety of colors. Cheese is not made of milk, and dogs are really tiny elephants.

Speaking as a partisan observer; Why are US election officials allowing 'anyone' to monitor the votes of others - it is the election officials themselves who should fulfil this role.

Bull it isn’t!

people just can't go and watch polls just fyi

'His breath smelled of nicotine and beef jerky. A haze overcame me. I felt a rising in my loins. I cast my ballot and...

all these redneck gorillas

shaneomac186 😂

How is this even allowed to happen in a polling station? TrumpPollStationIntimadators are intimadators. Worse than mail-in voting by a long shot. Pathetic!!

'There’s nothing illegal about this—me & my fellow poll watchers here are simply making sure that there’s not any funny business & nobody’s tampering w/ the electoral process. Now you just sit there and think long & hard about if that’s really the best candidate for our country.”

I miss the one about Biden being senile , corrupt, and incompetent could send that one again

With all respect, I hate that you all have actually become news and not only satire. I miss having fun...

This is Illegal for sure!

Disgusting

Where’s the Philly Panther pics from 2008?

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