LONDON—Cameras flashing as they barreled toward the screen upon which they believed they had spotted the Princess of Wales, several British paparazzi were overheard shouting,
“Diana’s there, on Netflix!” Tuesday before reflexively ramming a car into a television. “Princess Di! Princess Di! Over here!” said paparazzo Edmond Dowell, gunning it through a central London living room at 90 mph and demolishing the flat-screen display as he joined the dozens of photographers attempting to get a good shot of the late princess.
I remember when The Onion was funny and sharply intelligent.
brutal
I was 6 when this happened, but I remember it with crystal clarity. The pap deserve every spare ounce of scorn going. This isn't a joke at Diana's expense.
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Omg
Emotional reactions come from WEAK MINDS! Do you understand? I am right about this.
lmao
fuck the british tabloids + paparazzi
Classic
There’s a classic
StuartCNunn
It was Philip
so not funny!
The Onion said
t o o s o o n
Too soon.
JailTheEnglish
Oi, French Paparazzi if you don't mind.
I do hope the showrunners are unkind to the paparazzi.
.... I-
the Express may dox your staff for this. 🤣
charles_kinbote The Onion covering up the Queen’s crimes as always.
Oooooff too soon
holy fuck that was dark
This is the best tweet I have ever read.
Too soon?
John Mulaney is the British paparazzi?
Omg
Too soon.
It's been long enough everyone.
Oy 😂😂😂
i’m speechless
Holy fuck