Horrified Man Discovers Company Spying On Him After Seeing Photo Of Himself On Roller Coaster

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GURNEE, IL—Confronted with indisputable evidence that his activity was being documented, local man Ron Peterson was reportedly horrified Wednesday when he discovered he had been spied on by Six Flags Great America, which took photos of him on a roller coaster without his knowledge. “Dear God, when did they—how did…

GURNEE, IL—Confronted with indisputable evidence that his activity was being documented, local man Ron Peterson was reportedly horrified Wednesday when he discovered he had been spied on by Six Flags Great America, which took photos of him on a roller coaster without his knowledge.

h, no, no, no, those sick fucks—they’ve got photos of my children up there too! Where does it end?” Peterson added that the same thing happened last December when his family visited Santa at the mall and he was later confronted with photos of the meeting by “terrifying men” dressed as elves.

 

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Eh, privacy is such a 20th century thing.

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That would throw anyone for a loop.

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i'd be kinda flattered tbh

just wait, tucker will be all over this tonight

I can see someone being that paranoid.

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This is funny, but I see we've finally found out what kind of humor that punches down that progressives like -- the kind that favors big corporations and mocks people who are nervous about their information farming.

Does...does he work at an amusement park

That's Tucker!

Literally 1985

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