Fuddruckers Pursues Market Opportunity By Opening 1,000 Locations In Russia

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HOUSTON—As many companies reassessed their presence in the nation following its invasion of Ukraine, restaurant chain Fuddruckers announced Thursday that it was pursuing a golden market opportunity by opening 1,000 new locations in Russia. “Running a successful business is a matter of identifying a window of…

HOUSTON—As many companies reassessed their presence in the nation following its invasion of Ukraine, restaurant chain Fuddruckers announced Thursday that it was pursuing a golden market opportunity by opening 1,000 new locations in Russia.

“Running a successful business is a matter of identifying a window of opportunity and seizing on it, and that’s what we plan to do by moving into Russia in a very big way over the next six months,” said Fuddruckers spokesperson Paul Gubbins, adding that the major drivers behind the move were a sudden glut of available commercial real estate and a vast pool of newly unemployed Russian workers with fast food restaurant experience. “We have to strike while the iron is hot.

 

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I would think it would be time for McDowell’s to move in.

I miss Fudruckers!!!

While McDonald’s and Starbucks leaves these guys go in smart lol

أحب الناس اللي تستغل الفرص

Blockbuster!! Come on

Unleash those burgers and sliced onions on em

In Russia Ruckers Fudds you!

Actually I think the Russian division of SmashBurger (SmershBurger) are moving in on this opportunity.

They are going to love all the Americana on the walls.

Backstory to Idiocracy.

Still trying to figure out how Ruddfuckers still exists

I figured the Russians to be more of a Golden Coral crowd.

Pretty sure this is a Geneva Convention violation.

Rebranded: RUDDFUCKERS!!!

They're changing their name to Puckerfutins

I miss those.. 😒

'Buttfuckers'

Where the Fudd Rucks you!

Think of the burgers that will come out of Chernobyl.

Jesus, a nuke would be kinder. And it would be over faster.

The onion rings always leave me Putin.

those wedge fries were so good

Fuck rudders

Wow...and we keep saying we're NOT going to go on the offensive against the Russians... 😉

Communist sympathizer!

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