Beauty Industry To Consumers: ‘You Like Short Hair Now’

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NEW YORK—Explaining that the change in aesthetic preference would take effect immediately, executives from every major beauty industry company held a press conference Monday in which they told consumers “You like short hair now.” “You find short hair stylish and desirable now, and it is the kind of hair you want to…

NEW YORK—Explaining that the change in aesthetic preference would take effect immediately, executives from every major beauty industry company held a press conference Monday in which they told consumers “You like short hair now.” “You find short hair stylish and desirable now, and it is the kind of hair you want to have,” said L’Oreal spokesperson Bernard St.

Jean, speaking on behalf of scores of cosmetics companies and beauty product purveyors as photos of women with short hair and captions reading “Women you wish to look like” cycled on a projection screen behind him. “The hair you like now is straight and closely cropped. It has some bounce. You like that it looks this way and want your hair to look the same way. It is not long hair—you don’t like long hair anymore.” St.

 

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I’m an influencer!

I hate women with short hair.,.

Never, ever! Women with short hair is a mans guide to know when a women recently broke up up with someone.

We sure do

And. You’re a man now. Get ready for the draft. Equity. Russia and China are waiting. Welcome to the NWO!

Yeah, no.

Impressed with this one. Surprisingly deep covering an industry that is so shallow.

It worked!

Throw in a little bit armpit pubic hair I made as well, a scrotum, and 10 inches

We like short hair now 😐

By jingo you’re right (as always). Thanks for the heads up fashion industry.

Looks like my old boss. Shudder

Well, it looks like beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

TheTate_

Big Hair is coming to control your kids fashion.

Is that Kylie Minogue!

Why no, no we don’t.

I've always liked short hair. I don't care about the beauty industry at all.

Always have

I do not, especially on older women. I can appreciate it’s “easy” hair and all of that jazz, but NO, ladies, NO! Resist the masculine short hair in your older years. (Easy for me to say, I know.)

That directive came from Emma Watson this time

Being told what to like just makes things easier.

& then 3 months from now, short is OUT, long is everything Amazing how many swallow what ugly editors in a New York office decide for them I know this is supposed to be funny But damn you hit a nerve ha

Not so fond of blue eyed blondes though.

nO :( I didn't get long hair for nothing

omg he right how did i not see that

deep cut

no effing wY I do. fuckthebeautyindustry for the record I used to be a make up artist.

Sorry, no.

Been meaning to cut my hair short. Thank you Beauty Industry!🙌

Fashion industry dictates, you concur

Long hair That

Thin gals look fine. Otherwise stay with the mainstream woman haircuts.

Also, however you're doing your pants now is the old/ wrong way.

Actually this wouldn't make sense for L-Oreal, they would sell less products.

Soon, you will see photos of yourselves with longer hair and chuckle “What were we thinking?”

The hair products industry doesn't agree with you.

All humor aside, I feel that women with short locks exude confidence & allow their true beauty to show without hiding behind a curtain of hair.

I always liked it. Hummina.

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