Intern Strikes Up Friendship With Least-Respected Employee

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DENVER—After starting at the company just three weeks ago, 22-year-old Wenger Marketing intern Allison Bennett told reporters Thursday that she has already befriended 36-year-old digital content coordinator Mike Fryer, the least-respected employee in the entire office.

Sources confirmed that the two are already friends on Facebook, and that Fryer is the only person at the company with whom Bennett is connected on the social media site.

“This is my first internship, and I feel like Mike has kind of taken me under his wing,” said Bennett, who falsely assumes that other employees like and respect Fryer as much as she does, and that being taken under Fryer’s wing might somehow be an advantageous thing for her career. “He’s obviously worked here for years and knows how everything works, so he’s a great resource in that respect. But we’re also friends, so we can have fun and chat about random stuff, too.

In addition, Bennett told reporters that Fryer recently invited her to join him and his girlfriend at a showing of an independent film next weekend. Furthermore, sources said that, unbeknownst to Bennett, Fryer’s coworkers never seriously consider any of his opinions during meetings, and he is consistently complained about on a daily basis by employees from every department.

At press time, the entire office at Wenger Marketing was talking about how “pathetic” it is that Fryer has glommed onto the new intern.

 

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