PARIS—Calling the drug the perfect solution for people who struggled to enjoy themselves, pharmaceutical company Sanofi unveiled Friday a new formulation of Ambien that it described as an extended-release, 48-hour weekend getaway sleeping pill.
“Take just one of these pills Friday evening, and you’ll wake up Sunday night feeling rejuvenated and refreshed without the usual ennui and unrest that comes with the weekend,” said CEO Paul Hudson, who touted the drug, called Ambien 48, as an affordable and convenient alternative to filling the weekend with stress-inducing activities and events. “No social contact, no decision-making.
But then I’ll miss all the Dump staffers rushing to cooperate with J6 Comm
Want
Depending on sleeping pills is very dangerous, if you eat too much of it, you can sleep all the time, & not wake up again.
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Wait, what?
For that Total Recall feelin’
Oh the sleep walking adventures id go on. Thanks Onion.
This isn't just for you, think about it. If you have kids and a spouse that drives you crazy give everyone a pill, and you will have a very peaceful weekend.
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I wish!
Are they available in bulk?
You know this is coming to real life
Step 1: Shut Up Step 2: & take my money
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