MIAMI—Struggling to adjust to the controls and interfaces of the unfamiliar vehicle, business traveler Sam Mancini confirmed Wednesday that he had spent the initial 20 minutes in his rented 2018 Mazda 3 attempting to locate the automobile’s steering wheel. “I don’t—okay, hold on.
Is this the type you flip up or something? I’m lost when it comes to these newer models,” said Mancini, running his hands along the top of the dashboard for the third time while visually confirming that the steering wheel was not located in the center console, incorporated into the infotainment touchscreen, or concealed in a hidden compartment of the instrument panel. “I’ve heard that the latest cars pretty much drive themselves, but you’d think there would be some sort of steering wheel.
I feel attacked.
The photographers at the Onion are underrated.
I feel just as lost when I rent cars
why is this so funny
If it’s an English car, it’s on the right side.
Probably Honda
I always forget to check the passenger side mirror and end up on the highway with it folded in, not being able to see anything in my blind spot.
I'm sympathetic. But for me it's the parking brake, or gas fill release. I don't bother to find a trunk release inside the car, that is usually a button on the fist-full-of-keys they handed me. (Really need a new piece of luggage that has a good place for that volume of keys.)
Try the front seats. That usually helps
Thank goodness he wasn’t drunk.
Perhaps he had a few.
What you get when web designers become project leads. The touch screen controls are in the trunk.
I'll be writing the estate of Kurt Vonnegut to advice them of joke idea theft. A serious crime.
More misandry from the Onion... (sarcasm)