While its competitors offer heated seats and optional roof-racks, this souped-up SUV boasts bulletproof glass, blinding strobe lights, electrified doorhandles, and wing mirrors that can shoot pepper spray – handy for putting those pesky cyclists in their place.
Picking up the kids from school? You can announce your arrival through the car’s booming intercom system. Or why not just drive straight through the gates? The vehicle’s hefty steel ram bumpers and military-grade tyres would make mincemeat of any parking barrier – and dispatch the headteacher while they’re at it.
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Just what the Soccer Mom on her supermarket run needs.
I can see this becoming the vehicle of choice for every paranoid small dicked gun loving gun toting American male. And their paranoid Karen wives. What are they so scared of? Oh that's right! Payback! The US has caused and/or participated in almost every war since colonisation.
The ultimate Wankpanzer
Americans are so scared of everything
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