SAN FRANCISCO—As part of his initiative to streamline the back end of the platform, Elon Musk reportedly demanded Tuesday that the remaining Twitter servers explain to him in detail what all the wires were for.
“These ones here—what do they do, exactly?” the company’s new owner and CEO said during a visit to Twitter’s data center, holding up a tangled clump of blue wires and showing them to a row of machines, which he accused of “taking up an inordinate amount of space without contributing anything to user experience.” “Hello? I want an explanation for what you’ve all been doing down here on company time, and if you can’t give me one in the next five minutes, you’ll all be let go.
Furry_King_Woif And then he mistakes them for spaghetti.
Batteries,BATTERIES! No more wires. Wires start fires and batteries uh hmm . - - oh one more thing, update my bunker.
I wish Elon would buy you, to make you funny again.
Then proceeded to cut half of the wires to save money. 'A genius decision,' he said
More like 'I don't understand what all these wires do...so they must not be important. Get rid of them'.
Legit
“What are these wires for?”
Sorry, XiLon only reads the Babylon Bee
what wires hey shanks elonmusk
looking into it
😆😆😆😆 Or he will have them all removed!!!
Is it just me or did the Onion used to be actually funny? Did they get bought? Their old YouTube clips from ages ago were amazing
ATT; What's happening in Alanta creating a military Police department is quite simple, this is the beginning of a Police State, Wake up!! Because if this is not addressed, it will grow, and with it, FEMA CAMPs and so forth! Justice Scalia spoke of this happening! Hello?
What wires for? Where they go?
BrittleTwitter... a nuttier end is near. 😎 ... Twitter CEO Elon Musk wrote in a tweet ... “The code stack is extremely brittle for no good reason.” It was the second time Monday he’d turned to that explanation, both times calling the site “brittle.”
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“Matey yo listen roight this be yer grandmomma's spaghetti.” Is what I'd say, if I was Elon Musk wearing an eye patch and a leprechaun outfit.
Elon: Where are all the tubes?
'Which wire is the one that blasts me on Twitter. I want to pull it.'
They won’t know either.
Live look at Elon…
“Which one can I plug into?”
look out, it's brittle
This demand was voiced moments before selling them to scrappers for the copper
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John Travolta stunt double
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Incredible you posted this right as this discourse is going on.
Many of the wires are used to trap MSM trolls like BBCWorld .
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