SAN FRANCISCO—In a highly anticipated rollout of what has long been the feature most requested by the platform’s users, ridesharing company Uber released an update Thursday that allows riders to pretend to fall asleep so their driver will pick them up and bring them inside.
“When you select this feature, our drivers will play along, pretending they didn’t see you open one eye to peek as they lugged you out of the car, up your walkway, and straight to dreamland. By consenting to our terms of service, riders agree to keep their eyes shut tight and remain a pile of dead weight, not cracking a smile even when drivers administer the tickle test.
I'm on the fence between cute and creepy on this one
Uber blue tick?
Will we also get tucked in?
DrLupo What you doin with the onion?
Slips out wallet