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"Just after your thoughts on office automation?" the Boss says, having recently returned from a"Think Tank for the Future" meeting between him and the Director.A meeting of the Brains Trust – a team whose"future vision" extends from now till dinnertime.

"We want a way of cutting the monotony out of people's lives so that they can focus on other things," the Boss says, ignoring the PFY once more."What are you suggesting?" I ask.people waste every day just turning lights on and off?""And that's just turning them on!" the Boss says excitedly."Yes, but EVERY DAY!" the Boss blurts.

"I … we … signed up for a large amount of AI," the Boss says, suggesting that AI arrives in boxes off the back of a lorry."It's the future.""Probably," the Boss says, having no idea what I'm talking about.

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