Profit slips at Australia's largest funeral provider as fewer people die

Don't worry, I think our national Govmint are onto it!

I once saw a movie where people were killed so the only funeral parlour wouldn't have to close. It was so hilarious but sadly I can't remember the title of the movie just now.

Depending on your view point , could be a good news headline or not so good 🤔😏

Bring out yer dead! 🔔🔔🔔clickbait

Don't know about hat. Atended a funeral at Karrakata Thursday , we were told to leave the chapel as soom as the service finished beccause the next funeral was coming in the door, as we walked away another one was waiting

Fewer people are dying...didn’t realise it was optional.

So, are you suggesting that the funeral business is, basically, dead?

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