A German company thoughtfully sent over 1,000 luxury toilet rolls to Buckingham Palace in case the country runs out in a no deal Brexit.
This left over 1,440 premium loo rolls without a home in London, until they were taken in by a nearby secondary school.Hakle, who sent the paper, didn’t want it to go to waste so a staff member suggested it go to Woodcote High School, where her brother is Deputy Head. Headteacher Mark Southworth said he was ‘flushed with joy to receive this delivery’ according to a school spokesperson.
The UK is Europe’s largest importer of toilet paper, and it is said that daily supply levels are only ever enough to last a single day.Hakle sent the ‘spontaneous delivery of relief’ of four-ply loo roll last Monday as part of a stunt covered widely in German newspapers.
Oh...kay. So the toilet rolls are a security risk for the Queen, but not for the pupils, correct?