Bravo, Nintendo! You’ve once again left other video game companies in the dust with the innovative revelation that a rose smells as sweet as love’s first kiss.In the video, host and game designer Yoshiaki Koizumi holds up one rose and sheds a single tear while extolling how the flower symbolizes both the luster of romance with its radiant hue, as well as the anguish of heartbreak with its cruel thorns.
If you’re a gamer whose heart burns with endless passion, you definitely want to pick up this must-have gaming accessory and put it in a vase next to your Nintendo Switch. Nintendo will start selling the rose later this year in your color choice of original red, sunshine yellow, or lipstick pink at a base price of $79.95 per flower. We can’t wait!
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Who did they give it to. Luke p might want it. bachelorette
Whoever wrote this needs to google 'Motomu Toriyama rose' 😜
also it costs $200
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OnionGamers Nintendo still need to make this the theme tune for ALL their games:
OnionGamers Beware of the thorns.
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