They Did it Again: During Wednesday’s Nintendo Direct The Company Announced The Beauty Of A Rose

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Fans have been eagerly looking forward to yesterday’s Nintendo Direct, and it was worth the wait. During the online presentation, Nintendo announced the beauty of a rose, the delicate splendor of each crimson petal, the poetry of its elegant stem.

Bravo, Nintendo! You’ve once again left other video game companies in the dust with the innovative revelation that a rose smells as sweet as love’s first kiss.In the video, host and game designer Yoshiaki Koizumi holds up one rose and sheds a single tear while extolling how the flower symbolizes both the luster of romance with its radiant hue, as well as the anguish of heartbreak with its cruel thorns.

If you’re a gamer whose heart burns with endless passion, you definitely want to pick up this must-have gaming accessory and put it in a vase next to your Nintendo Switch. Nintendo will start selling the rose later this year in your color choice of original red, sunshine yellow, or lipstick pink at a base price of $79.95 per flower. We can’t wait!

 

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Liars-

Who did they give it to. Luke p might want it. bachelorette

Whoever wrote this needs to google 'Motomu Toriyama rose' 😜

also it costs $200

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OnionGamers Nintendo still need to make this the theme tune for ALL their games:

OnionGamers Beware of the thorns.

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