CallinsickIdid
I know a person who retired from teaching. She had 150+ sick days. She cashed in. He might want to rethink depending how many days were talking here.
This ain’t his first rodeo
KDTrey5
Sick days = time off w benefits vs a payout at separation?
What’s up sick days?
Yikes this didn’t age well 😬
So wrong, but so right.
lmj4638 This is outrageous. 😹😹😂😹😂 Onion is hilarious
WorldWideWob RichnYung 😂😂😂😂
Espo brandnjacksn1
😂😂😂
Don’t have to play, will still get a ring if they win but if they lose he looks more valuable. Best case 🤣
Ouch!
Lol
Honestly, that's the best way. Especially if you hate the place and put too much time in being there, js.
EricPangani
🤣🤣🤣🤣
frankleone
That’s funny
Oooh, I can’t wait until one of KDs burner accounts gets his eyes on this.
Jordy_Jord_ tjpolzin haha durant
WorldWideWob MitchellMcK19 acbasketball11 bretontagg
scottostler Ha! Best laugh of the day.
😂
FahimERR Oliva2Matt omarASeasy honeynickel
ArtDecider
The same guy here worked with me and did the same thing.
shouldnt u change ur name to SaltShaker ?
g_ahale1666 Lol
lol
Mteh6
JAYR7_
Dee_O_Vee hahaha this what you should’ve done
Don80124994 DAspengren
Gonna feel like I did when everybody said he’s never coming to GSW and then it happened 😊😊💙💙
Gonna be funny as hell when he stays 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
hahahaha GillDave10 originalsteel sagasal hustlerama mremis
mef285 Struzz21
The Warriors seeing this right now...
JoeTillman_ Rofl im dead then back from the dead and yep dead again
nigelwong1001 Quality Content
😂🤣 RT : Employee Using Up Sick Days Before Leaving Company
dvnnytorok
zbannourah T_K3
LLCFertco LOL
MichaelRyanRuiz Brendan_Tobin romberg66 😂🤣
😂😆🤣
squilliam234 ajanbravo 😂😂😂
SUPERSTAR HARASSMENT!!!
TonyBrunoShow He's not going anywhere, this injury confirms he does not have to carry the team, he figured if he was carrying them,he could go elsewhere and do it.
ShannonSharpe ColinCowherd
brendonwalsh Technically people are allowed to cash in their sick days. No need to take time off.
_edgarcia sogregarious AGibb616
It's a satire article, but if I hated a place and didn't know what integrity was, I'd legit do this. Like no joke, it sounds like brilliance for a dick.
Didn't get it for like 10 seconds 😂😂
coach_huw
Bumerade
Took me a while to get this one 😂😂
NanuAhluwalia
*sicker
💀💀💀
HPbasketball hall of fame tweet
😂😂😂😂
NullAzor06 SeanPenaEsq 💀💀💀
nyknicks Durant Tower in NYC?
oneunderscore__ What's new
KT_Ruso
Lol
pickuphoop MoreMaati EvanFalco Hate to see it happen
bumblebeetuna84
BASportsGuy omg
Haha
They're just resting him it's pretty obvious
That burn is going to need some rub A535
Haha snake DanielGStone
Stugotz790
bradcastle11
adizz03
austinrfranco
Use 'em or lose 'em.
That's just wrong.
And the perfect picture was for KD
AskinMartin
That’s not funny. I knew someone who did just that.
Unfollowing. This is disgraceful.
Steve_Perrault PardonMyTake BarstoolBigCat BBB?
KDTrey5
...
💀💀💀
yessiree_bob
Because time wasted working is bad for the economy. Someone has to put the money to work and not just the people. Send donations to the ISOM Great Bullshit fund.
Oh nah I am WEAK 😭
Can u put a stop to this shit lol Dubnation 3peat KDTrey5
loganchamb
Lmfaooooo
merrilldub
Hatin' ass folks, KD you are good with GSW get all the rings. 'Not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5....'
JGcrofty RhyminNStealing
fortmania_10
Steve_Perrault It’s never ending whiteyy11
NBA_Reddit thomasleeburn
WorldWideWob 🤣😂
Smoke em while you got em
Sixringofsteel Gonna Look great in a knicks uni!
Lmao
is still undefeated one on one “never lost” *Lavar Ball voice* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeap 💯
Same back at cha
TheGeneralJ2H 😂
ChadAdkison hahaha
Lol y’all got time today
deiter20 C_Thorno hautzie lol
WorldWideWob saadkalshubaily
This is the work of a genius.
shoaibh19 Full marks for creativity. 😂
JoshEberley Lol crazzee true & when Durant leaves injury or not he gets his contract,he built his game at GSW & had game B4 + expect a different KD next season 'You All Know Who I Am' just ask the students he has left at GSW + next team he with be Draymond on steroids 🏀🏀🏀 & Curry trained
JayZ525
uncle_drew_03 😂😂
Greatest tweet of all time
This is a good one
samjwatson
spideyOKC Blue face baby yea aite
😀😅😂🤣😂😂🤣😂 I nearly choked when I read this... 😂🤣😅😀😅🤣😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
WorldWideWob sgredv
😂😂
Hilarious
andymckay87 😂😂😂
🤣🤣
MPalsgrove
DragonflyJonez Dubs are more enjoyable to watch without KD
Lolololololololololololololololololololoool
DJ_Deluge
Just when I thought you couldn’t get any funnier.
MikePradaSBN DonovanWeber
jschmitty93 get in on this before Barstool steals it
lol
amyF530 😇
😂😂😂
MKoontzgay Lmao
SarahSpain Zackmundo seaninbrooklyn
😭😭😭
mhinojosa8 Fucking mood!! 😂😂😂
40 CENT?
ArtDecider
🔥
Hey SarahSpain please tell me you have seen this outstanding post by .
cherylcbrooks savage
Scondi_ Not only that, latest rumor is that KDTrey5 may be joining the Bucks if warriors loose.
Adam_McQueen
GregSwartzBR LMAO!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
seger_sj024
drewmagary rangabhave
Lmfao 😂😂 ya wrong for this one...
Aaddaamm87 lmao
realestanney
McCoveyChron Ouch.
or as he calls it 'earning rings'
NetsDaily Kramer806
10/10
EleanorGrace430
dbearak Thought the onion only posted fake articles
_PyanRowers_ warriors
Suns_Reddit HAHAHAHHA
bwkemp you
ericas75
Knew it
usually can’t get ‘em out in cash. just good business sense.
Not funny at all! 😕😐😆
nmeyersohn Don't we all...lol
Is there an Article on this Page?
omfg
I Did that!
COME TO THE LA LAKERS YOU LANKY, BEAUTIFUL MAN
DownWithDamon Word on the street is that he’s gonna hand in his two week notice once the fiscal year is up.
DragonflyJonez LaJethroJenkins
Steph: hey KD we need u for the finals! KD:
albertogomez51
LilMunoz11
Very well played!
DaneCMcCarthy
kahlandra
He's gonna be Knicksed.
Me right now 😂
You've been on a roll lately guys, kudos.
Funny cuz it's true
It's funny cause he's going to the Knicks, which is also called hell