Employee Using Up Sick Days Before Leaving Company

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CallinsickIdid

I know a person who retired from teaching. She had 150+ sick days. She cashed in. He might want to rethink depending how many days were talking here.

This ain’t his first rodeo

KDTrey5

Sick days = time off w benefits vs a payout at separation?

What’s up sick days?

Yikes this didn’t age well 😬

So wrong, but so right.

lmj4638 This is outrageous. 😹😹😂😹😂 Onion is hilarious

WorldWideWob RichnYung 😂😂😂😂

Espo brandnjacksn1

😂😂😂

Don’t have to play, will still get a ring if they win but if they lose he looks more valuable. Best case 🤣

Ouch!

Lol

Honestly, that's the best way. Especially if you hate the place and put too much time in being there, js.

EricPangani

🤣🤣🤣🤣

frankleone

That’s funny

Oooh, I can’t wait until one of KDs burner accounts gets his eyes on this.

Jordy_Jord_ tjpolzin haha durant

WorldWideWob MitchellMcK19 acbasketball11 bretontagg

scottostler Ha! Best laugh of the day.

😂

FahimERR Oliva2Matt omarASeasy honeynickel

ArtDecider

The same guy here worked with me and did the same thing.

shouldnt u change ur name to SaltShaker ?

g_ahale1666 Lol

lol

Mteh6

JAYR7_

Dee_O_Vee hahaha this what you should’ve done

Don80124994 DAspengren

Gonna feel like I did when everybody said he’s never coming to GSW and then it happened 😊😊💙💙

Gonna be funny as hell when he stays 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

hahahaha GillDave10 originalsteel sagasal hustlerama mremis

mef285 Struzz21

The Warriors seeing this right now...

JoeTillman_ Rofl im dead then back from the dead and yep dead again

nigelwong1001 Quality Content

😂🤣 RT : Employee Using Up Sick Days Before Leaving Company

dvnnytorok

zbannourah T_K3

LLCFertco LOL

MichaelRyanRuiz Brendan_Tobin romberg66 😂🤣

😂😆🤣

squilliam234 ajanbravo 😂😂😂

SUPERSTAR HARASSMENT!!!

TonyBrunoShow He's not going anywhere, this injury confirms he does not have to carry the team, he figured if he was carrying them,he could go elsewhere and do it.

ShannonSharpe ColinCowherd

brendonwalsh Technically people are allowed to cash in their sick days. No need to take time off.

_edgarcia sogregarious AGibb616

It's a satire article, but if I hated a place and didn't know what integrity was, I'd legit do this. Like no joke, it sounds like brilliance for a dick.

Didn't get it for like 10 seconds 😂😂

coach_huw

Bumerade

Took me a while to get this one 😂😂

NanuAhluwalia

*sicker

💀💀💀

HPbasketball hall of fame tweet

😂😂😂😂

NullAzor06 SeanPenaEsq 💀💀💀

nyknicks Durant Tower in NYC?

oneunderscore__ What's new

KT_Ruso

Lol

pickuphoop MoreMaati EvanFalco Hate to see it happen

bumblebeetuna84

BASportsGuy omg

Haha

They're just resting him it's pretty obvious

That burn is going to need some rub A535

Haha snake DanielGStone

Stugotz790

bradcastle11

adizz03

austinrfranco

Use 'em or lose 'em.

That's just wrong.

And the perfect picture was for KD

AskinMartin

That’s not funny. I knew someone who did just that.

Unfollowing. This is disgraceful.

Steve_Perrault PardonMyTake BarstoolBigCat BBB?

KDTrey5

...

💀💀💀

yessiree_bob

Because time wasted working is bad for the economy. Someone has to put the money to work and not just the people. Send donations to the ISOM Great Bullshit fund.

Oh nah I am WEAK 😭

Can u put a stop to this shit lol Dubnation 3peat KDTrey5

loganchamb

Lmfaooooo

merrilldub

Hatin' ass folks, KD you are good with GSW get all the rings. 'Not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5....'

JGcrofty RhyminNStealing

fortmania_10

Steve_Perrault It’s never ending whiteyy11

NBA_Reddit thomasleeburn

WorldWideWob 🤣😂

Smoke em while you got em

Sixringofsteel Gonna Look great in a knicks uni!

Lmao

is still undefeated one on one “never lost” *Lavar Ball voice* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yeap 💯

Same back at cha

TheGeneralJ2H 😂

ChadAdkison hahaha

Lol y’all got time today

deiter20 C_Thorno hautzie lol

WorldWideWob saadkalshubaily

This is the work of a genius.

shoaibh19 Full marks for creativity. 😂

JoshEberley Lol crazzee true & when Durant leaves injury or not he gets his contract,he built his game at GSW & had game B4 + expect a different KD next season 'You All Know Who I Am' just ask the students he has left at GSW + next team he with be Draymond on steroids 🏀🏀🏀 & Curry trained

JayZ525

uncle_drew_03 😂😂

Greatest tweet of all time

This is a good one

samjwatson

spideyOKC Blue face baby yea aite

😀😅😂🤣😂😂🤣😂 I nearly choked when I read this... 😂🤣😅😀😅🤣😂

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

WorldWideWob sgredv

😂😂

Hilarious

andymckay87 😂😂😂

🤣🤣

MPalsgrove

DragonflyJonez Dubs are more enjoyable to watch without KD

Lolololololololololololololololololololoool

DJ_Deluge

Just when I thought you couldn’t get any funnier.

MikePradaSBN DonovanWeber

jschmitty93 get in on this before Barstool steals it

lol

amyF530 😇

😂😂😂

MKoontzgay Lmao

SarahSpain Zackmundo seaninbrooklyn

😭😭😭

mhinojosa8 Fucking mood!! 😂😂😂

40 CENT?

ArtDecider

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cherylcbrooks savage

Scondi_ Not only that, latest rumor is that KDTrey5 may be joining the Bucks if warriors loose.

Adam_McQueen

GregSwartzBR LMAO!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

seger_sj024

drewmagary rangabhave

Lmfao 😂😂 ya wrong for this one...

Aaddaamm87 lmao

realestanney

McCoveyChron Ouch.

or as he calls it 'earning rings'

NetsDaily Kramer806

10/10

EleanorGrace430

dbearak Thought the onion only posted fake articles

_PyanRowers_ warriors

Suns_Reddit HAHAHAHHA

bwkemp you

ericas75

Knew it

usually can’t get ‘em out in cash. just good business sense.

Not funny at all! 😕😐😆

nmeyersohn Don't we all...lol

Is there an Article on this Page?

omfg

I Did that!

COME TO THE LA LAKERS YOU LANKY, BEAUTIFUL MAN

DownWithDamon Word on the street is that he’s gonna hand in his two week notice once the fiscal year is up.

DragonflyJonez LaJethroJenkins

Steph: hey KD we need u for the finals! KD:

albertogomez51

LilMunoz11

Very well played!

DaneCMcCarthy

kahlandra

He's gonna be Knicksed.

Me right now 😂

You've been on a roll lately guys, kudos.

Funny cuz it's true

It's funny cause he's going to the Knicks, which is also called hell

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