Man Annoyed At Being Mistaken For Employee Just Because He Driving Forklift Through Store

📆 6/14/2019 7:55 PM
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EPPING, NH—Expressing frustration over all the people approaching him asking for assistance, local man Dan McDermott was annoyed Friday at being repeatedly mistaken for an employee just because he was driving a forklift through his local Costco. “God, I’m just trying to mind my own business and transport crates of shampoo across the sales floor, and all these customers keep coming up to me and asking if I can help get something down from way up on the top of the shelves,” said McDermott, explaining how just because he’s operating the same brand of four-wheeled power truck that the staff members use doesn’t mean he’s an actual Costco employee. “Is it so hard to understand that I come here every week, drive my forklift around, and get chased by management? It’s like, I have no idea where the kitchen appliances are; I’m a customer too!” At press time, McDermott hated how everyone treats him like a criminal just because the police were escorting him out of the store for the third time this month.

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Can I just say “ha ha ha” or do I also have to make a shitty joke like the other 9254 comments

I hate being approached as an employee just because I wear a badge that identifies me as one: 'What about my behavior says I should be getting paid to be here?'

Forklift-Americans know this all too well.

Customers still ask 'Do you work here?'

Is that Steve Mnuchin?

for some reason the only thing I've got is ; 'Trump annoyed at being mistaken for President just because he's occupying the White House.'

I’d drive a forklift through a store if I could, also. I’d be making the beeping noises myself just to mess with everyone.

maryamnatsha you on the motorcycle

Onion. Watch out. I could be true.

Sortry.. couldn't resist

Is Dave Mathews on the sauce again?

Uplifting story.

Easy mistake to make

Woke

That end though!😂

That jean jacket though - FIERCE!

How else am I supposed to get a pallet of tuna fish out to my car?

My mans rocking a full-ass Canadian Tuxedo in this pic

I think we've all been there.

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