Lush Unveils New Line Of Anti-Aging Youthful Maiden BloodBombs

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POOLE, UK—Touting their new product as “the absolute latest and best in skin-rejuvenation solutions,” UK-based cosmetics retailer Lush unveiled Thursday a new line of anti-aging Youthful Maiden BloodBombs. “Our new BloodBombs are formulated from only the purest virgin’s blood and are guaranteed to infuse your skin with a supple, youthful glow,” said Lush spokesperson Kisha Gallup during an exclusive product unveiling at the cosmetics retailer’s flagship store, adding that loyal customers were offered free samples and a behind-the-scenes look at the company’s production dungeons. “All of the blood used in these bombs is fully oxygenated, sourced directly from the Swiss Alps or the French countryside to ensure the best balance between freshness and innocence, and has never been tested on animals. Plus, our commitment to quality ensures that we only use the purest, cleanest virgin blood, harvested in the Old World tradition, with no adulteration from fillers of additives. We promise you: Bathe in the velvety ruby richness of our Youthful Maiden BloodBombs and you’ll feel invigorated, relaxed, and 20 years younger.” Lush has warned customers to only use the new product under a full moon to prevent their skin from drying out and crumbling into dust.

 

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Can we get some of these to DianeFeinstein

How do they get donors to harvest?

hexbomb1

For some reason, Lush, the band, came to mind.

The band Lush?

Getting big Madame LaLaurie vibes.

You just couldn't save this one for Halloween?

As a Lush employee, I can confirm.

Ngl I thort that was a nipple

' Numerous beer companies toying with idea of picking up more male drinkers with first bisexual on can.'

And so it came to pass that the Countess, who once bathed in the rejuvenating blood of a hundred virgins, was buried alive... And her castle in which so many cruel deeds took place fell rapidly into ruin.

Thought this was a nipple

I thought that was a nipple for a sec! 🤣🤣🤣

About damn time.

Wasn’t this part of the plot of Hocus Pocus 2? Also … I definitely didn’t see this as a bath bomb at first glance! 🫣🫣

For some reason Elizabeth Báthory came to mind.

RepMTG omg you totally called it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds great.

I know a girl called Elizabeth that go totally nuts for this

If only they had released this sooner, could have saved the Queen.

Anti-Union bath bombs are their real bread and butter.

Woah looks like busiest

For a slight moment, I thought you were referring to the band Lush (lushbandtweets).

Yeah is this that TikTok nipple trend

You know, young people don't have sex these days, so having a bath with a menstruating virgin is actually very accessible.

stop being gross

Never tested on animals. That's a plus.

thought this was a nipple at first

bathory vibes

Whoa.

Numetal albums look like:

Ha

LushOne

made with the people they kidnap

I thought it was the cover for a new Bush album

Fresh Handmade Cosmetics is my favorite album by Lush although the cover art is kind of disturbing.

Bloodbomb, the ps4 exclusive

They're not as good as the real thing.

LUSH products are awesome, you guys r throwing shade 😄

I swore this was a nipple at first

Are the instructions just' Shake, baby shaaaaaaake'?

Doesn't work.

Oh Jesus Christ 😂

Oh my…. I had heard that the Onion wasn’t funny, but wanted to give it a fair chance. I am regretting that decision…… Gross.

i thought that was a fucked-up nipple

Don't tell QAnon. Thay will loose da chit.

The Elizabeth Báthory Collection ™️ New, from LUSH. Spring 2023.

You guys should probably just pack it in.

But what if one is Maidenless?

Bloodborn 2

Surely named 'Bath(ory) bombs' 😁

I make my own blood bombs every month.

Try fingers but hole

The picture confused me but I get confused easily

Liz Bathory is very, very interested in these.

Not tested on animals is a plus. Shows how they care about cruelty.

Yay! Clots!

Ah yes the Countess Bathory line.

Her: 'Can't wait to take a Báthory with one of these.' Me: 'What?' Her: 'What?'

Inevitable. Didn’t larainenewman do a similar bit involving Deneuve—? 😝

the new and improved period bath

Is this an obscure shoegaze album?

“Oh neat they become blood nipples, quick, get this approval fast tracked”

Youthful Maiden Bloodbombs sounds like a damn Bloodborne weapon

Actually they discontinued the red Lord of Misrule 😔

Carcinoma?

The Essence of Vestal Virgin bath bomb has been one of my seasonal favs of theirs for a while. Hope they bring back the Blood of the Youth shower gel😍

Of course I see this just as I'm eating breakfast

TwoToTheFifth

Elizabeth Báthory approved!! 🛁🩸💣

love me some ethically sourced maiden blood

Highly recommended!

Why did this look like a nipple close-up

Pay a little extra for the slow-release gold matcha ginger Asian ones!

WillManidis

Imo it looks like a sucker mark!

Nipple says, 'WHAT?'

Twilight fans have GOT to be psyched.

ew

This has theshadowsfx written all over it. virginblood

By the Bathory Company? :-)

hehe looks like a tiddy

'Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.' - Countess Elizabeth Bathory.

Raggedyy_Man If only

I can't wait for the L'oreal Kids version to hit the markets for my youngens!

This looks like a severely irritated hairy nipple.

Finally

Bathing in the blood of my enemies is how I stay so young and beautiful.

Bathory Bombs

Yum

The Elizabeth Bathory line.

BloodborneGame

I remember the first lush store I went to in Vancouver. Some of their products I feel are a little too “organic”. Felt like “wearing” food on your face, body etc.

This will be received with calm and reason by all sections of the internet.

Anybody else see a nipple?

This is a weird picture

I thought this was a pimple IDK why.

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