Don’t you mean Squishies?
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100% within the first hour
Buy Bitcoin!
DAMN IT!!
There goes my retirement fund
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Is that rounding up or down? 🤔
Yes they have a lousy return on investment.
I'm a little disappointed. I expect better journalistic standards from the Onion. Big Gulps and Slurpees are two different things. 7eleven
* nytimes interpretive headline : 'Consumer Report Says Slush Fund Takes A Hit'😒😏
I invested everything! I’m ruined!!!
This is why I suggest to buy them used, not new.
Sellers should start a 'Slush Fund'.
I would say a slushy loses at least 60% of its value the first time it passes through my digestive system. By the second or third time it is practically worthless, I can literally only give them away.
Then they become smoothies, according to the FDA.
Fake news.
They also cannot navigate the slalom course unmodified.
I've heard the resale market is pretty tough too.
I thought it was within the first second of purchase.
The onion stole my kidneys
30% goes as soon as you drive them off the lot!