Other Butter Companies Scramble To Fill Racism Void Left By Land-O-Lakes

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HACKENSACK, NJ—Quickly rebranding their packaging with images of the Trail of Tears and the Ku Klux Klan blood drop cross, a host of other butter companies were scrambling this week to fill the racism void left by Land-O-Lakes. “Real Americans understand that it’s important to celebrate our shared history, and we want bigots to know it’s okay for them to buy our butter and spreads,” said Country Crock spokesperson Ben Flaherty, who joined brands like Organic Valley’s new “Confederate Cream” and Unilever’s “Aryan Pure Unsalted” in attempting to tap into a valuable market that includes tens of millions of American consumers. “People who see other races as genetically inferior are just as much a part of this nation as anyone else, and we want them to know Country Crock stands for the values of 1860. Butter has been there since the founding of this country, helping settlers slaughter natives, torment minorities, and fulfill the American dream, and we should never forget that history.” At press time, sales for the competitors of Land-O-Lakes had surged 760%.

HACKENSACK, NJ—Quickly rebranding their packaging with images of the Trail of Tears and the Ku Klux Klan blood drop cross, a host of other butter companies were scrambling this week to fill the racism void left by Land-O-Lakes.

“Real Americansthat it’s important to celebrate our shared history, and we want bigots to know it’s okay for them to buy our butter and spreads,” said Country Crock spokesperson Ben Flaherty, who joined brands like Organic Valley’s new “Confederate Cream” and Unilever’s “Aryan Pure Unsalted” in attempting to tap into a valuable market that includes tens of millions of American consumers.

 

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I mean, if they are looking to mix up minorities.

Ooo guys no fat

This is not funny

So funny! Thank you! I needed that!

D_Rey26 SenorSox BarberSox Angel121695 lmaooooooo

aunt jemima and uncle ben are still doing ok though.

Butter is hurtful

🤣

Land-o-lakes was “racist” how?

I have been raging on The Onion to up their game. They have really been losing to The Babylon Bee lately. Now this is actually funny! Good one!

Really thought that said country cock

Yes, avoid voids at any cost.

Butter is too spicy for white people, why even consider racism?

I just liked her 'knees.'

I'll never get to show my kids how to fold it to make the booby peekaboo flap

You guys satire or pushing left wing talking points?

'Butter: it should be white, just like people'

😂

For people who like butter with their Covfefe.

'Dark churned is better.' If that doesn't fill the requirement, nothing will.

It also is the cure for Covid 19

Question why do people see it as racist? I genuinely don’t know. I always thought of it as just a Native American women. Is it because of how’s she’s dressed?

Doc_Shades

I hope that this brand that I’ve never heard of keeps making profit from butter

lmao

Not meant as a diss, but the truth is actually funnier than this.

Indigenous culture is not for sale.

Mostly, NOT F&KING COOL !

How's this: Soap companies begin marketing anti-antibacterial soap to Trump supporters?

Swing and a miss. CountryCrock should be pissed.

Isn't Land O Lakes the elf from Lord of the Rings?

I guess you guys don't know that the artist that designed the Land O Lakes maiden was Native American.

Kerrygold 'No Irish Need Apply' Cream Butter

mariashriver Brave. Smart. Strong.

It's too spicy for POC

I Can't Believe It's Not Racist

I can’t believe Land O’ Lakes removed the Native American from the logo. That is the reason I bought the butter. The taste? Irrelevant! The logo? Important! I’m going to be angry at this issue that doesn’t affect me whatsoever because it’s what TV told me to do.

Lmao

Butter will always be racist until they make it dark brown. ✌🏾

I started my own butter company. It's called, 'Butter Me Up!'

That new Flaming T Butter from MAGA Margarine 🧈 is hot

😂😂🤣

so oleo then?

More inspiration to spread it on my favorite things

JacobLAtkinson jaredlholt

this is ridiculous. whos doing this?

It would be funny if land o lakes was using an actual racist photo and not one a native American drew for the purpose to passing on the heritage...

RalphGarman didn’t eddiepence say he was in a Country Crock family...? 🤔

You butter believe it's not Jesus!

? this isn’t true. i just looked on the country Crocker website

Go Back to Your Own Country Crock

Great for outdoor cookouts!!!

A margarine-al solution for racists.

Satire, or a preview of what's to come? Because in 2020, no one can really tell. 😑

CRagalyi

The Vitmain D reference is a nice touch.

Jesus died for your sins, and your butter

This is some top notch shit right here

Make Margarine Great Again!

drewmagary You never let us down

nice way to keep the balance lmao

Country Crock’s new recipe is 😕

Wow 8% of my daily calcium? Clearly the superior brand.

CrabSmutPeddler DosMinutos

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