More Companies Cutting Costs By Replacing CEOs With Prison Labor

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WASHINGTON—As businesses prepare for a looming economic recession, a government report released Wednesday found that more companies have chosen to cut costs by replacing CEOs with prison labor. “As firms both large and small seek to rein in expenditures, one increasingly common strategy is to replace the high-salaried…

WASHINGTON—As businesses prepare for a looming economic recession, a government report released Wednesday found that more companies have chosen to cut costs by replacing CEOs with prison labor.

“At a time when the average CEO makes nearly 400 times as much as a typical worker, and CEOs at large firms earn north of $25 million per year, more corporate boards are realizing that they can get the same amount of output from a prisoner who works for a fraction of the salary. In several states, including Florida, Georgia, and Texas, these prison CEOs are actually paid nothing for their work.

 

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Some even have prior CEO experience

What am I missing? Who's that in the orange jumpsuit?

If you can take a crap on a toilet with thirty other men watching you, you can run a fortune 500 company.

You wanna make it even more 'based' for the twitter audience? Say they're replacing CEOs with Landlords. That will send people to the hospital

verified Twitter should do THIS. I am positive that they could do much better than elonmusk

Here for the boardroom shankings.

Think outside the cell.

I mean in a just society most CEOs would be in jail, so they're criminals running organized crimes.

If only

They are pretty much interchangeable tbh

all for this

The Trump Organization has been inching towards that for years.

talk about a revolving door... ;)

Okay. This but unironically. 👍🏻😊

You jest but we had a cold caller who was in prison that we paid Arizona for. And she was really good.

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