Spencer Stevenson was blessed with thick hair as a young man. He was handsome, too, with blue eyes and a dimpled chin. “They used to call me the Hoff,” the 44-year-old property manager recalls, referring to the former Baywatch actor and 90s pinup David Hasselhoff.
Wait wut?
Really
It’s all about the cover now! Disastrous. All fake!
Seems a strange choice for the clinic to offer.
Try both 😢
I wouldn’t
WTAF is this headline 🤦♀️😫😂
Cosmopolita owns you.
You know what, never have I thought about that trade! I started losing my hair at 19 and ok while it wasnt the highlight of my 20's I have made peace with it. This whole thing about hair is as insidious as 'beach body ready' is for women.
Idiots
Sometimes I think males are the more vain gender........
... I’m shaved bald with penis veering to the smaller size and I love both..
How powerful is the Queen's list?
A small penis could always be over-compensated for with an SUV and Euro scepticism I guess.
It's just utterly shite when you've got both
I believe that growing old should be something done with panache and dignity, not through acts of shallow vanity
Luckily I'm bald AND have a small penis . Winning
How small?🤣🤣🤣
George Costanza struggled with being bald and being in the pool.
Said no one ever.
Wow, couldn’t help but look at the US senate where all of the GOP senators have a full head of hair. So I guess they have no balls either.
What's wrong with a wig
100% believe the men saying that already have them small
Ehyah! __Mbah come o. Oluwa wetin dey baldate!?
Have you got journalists on loan from the Telegraph or something? Please, just do better work.
But I prefer Big Penis🙂
Pathetic 🐸
Somebody tell these guys they can have hair transplants? I've seen some recent examples of it... not bad!
Pffft I got both what do I win
As a bald guy I can tell you. No they dont
Women resoundingly disagree
You should ask women. 'Which do you want ?'
There are tons of sexy men that are bald. Stop worrying about it, shave off those straggling parts that aren’t fooling anyone with the comb over, and embrace it. Any prospective partner who has a problem with you being bald are superficial and should be avoided.
Nah man, rather be bald.
Boy, it's definitely a Sunday in the news world, ain't it?
Don't remember being asked...but bring on the baldness!
An odd piece of data given that shaved heads or buzz cuts are quite common on the head and totally unknown on the penis.
I disagree! I assume not having much hair anymore.
I think bald men are rather sexy!
They don't mean what they say believe me.. Or maybe those men they asked were all above 60 they already don't use thiers for nothing but to pee.
Rubbish
Oh my! 🙄
Got both of those, not an issue though as I wear a hat and for the other I have a fat ass to push it in with
I would rather have a hairy penis than a smaller one
Said by men with small dicks 😂😂😂😂
A lot of men are super sensitive about baldness. I've heard men say they'd go for a cure for baldness before a cure for cancer. Weird.
do these men know johnny sins exists ?
What... people are always saying that 'people are saying' (Trump), what FREAKING people. Wear a FREAKING hat. Wearing a hat down there doesn't help. Seriously think people just pull this stuff out of there ass... no pun intended...😁 micropenis
Men seriously have the most fragile egos.🙄🙄🙄
And what 'men' are these then? Say it loud, 'I'm bald and I'm proud!'🤣🤣🤣
Increase hairs like kings and use herbal-allo medicines to keep them healthy...
Nah this can’t be true...
Masculinity 🤦
I don’t think any real man would say that
Nope
Unfortunately not an either /or situation..
I dunno, this 12 incher is a curse sometimes
БОРТНИКОВ /\\)
Are those the only choices ?
I’d much rather be short on top than short down below
Men are idiots.
Why not both?
I don't blame them, it can be a scary world out there for bald men... 😱
If someone already has a small penis, can they keep their hair? Asking for a friend.
I went bald.
I don't mind bald men. If you except it and get it cut instead of a comb over or mullet we good. Can't be 20 forever y'all.
Said no one, ever.
It bothers men much more than it does women ?
If you want to talk to a man who suffers with both... you can contact kean_thomas
Hmmm I prefer bald men usually...
There’s a choice?
This is terribly transphobic.
No. And I would rather have the baldness gene than the one that makes me prone to heart disease.
They are not straight besides who wants a small penis but a hairy man? Not me! Hahahahah I’m sure not the girls. Bald man are powerful!
The head of my penis is totally bald, so sad...LMAO
What if thay already got a small tally wacker and going bald 😂
Probably just as well 😬
Hair is more powerful than...
What if they have both...!
Those are our choices?
It’s great how the woke, uber-progressive Guardian completely trivialises stuff like this.
No no no. I choose bald 😅
Where was such research commissioned? With a barbershop razor attending to the hair on the interviewees' jugulars? Curious outcome if ever there was one 🙀
Men are dumb if they think this way. 😉😂😂
🤬can’t a guy get a break!
I like my bald spot & my thick penis thank you
says the hair wellness industry
Might want to avoid impotence, severe neurological disorder etc that can be squired from taking drugs & supplements for hairloss though:
I just shave my head ✌️
I suspect, if given a choice about their men, their women would disagree.
Hair? Overrated.
Everyone has things about themselves they wish they can change. Even the most confident people secretly hate something about themselves but they don't walk around projecting it. It's all in your attitude, mindset and how one carries themselves
What fallacy, hair is over rated.
Why are you trying click-bait headlines these days? You should be helping bald or balding men embrace their looks. This article is a crock! prevent suicide youngmen accept yourself forwhoyouare lookbeyondbaldness
False.
Stick a fork in him he’s done!
Obviously I chose to go bald
For the sake of balance, I would like to hear the opinion of the penis wellness community
Absolute bollocks where are these men😂😂😂
As a bald man with a small Penis I can safely say shorter is better all round!
lol
I would be lying if I said I wish I didn't have my hair back. At the same time, I am Alive. My heart is beating. I am trying to live the best the best that I can with what I have.. So I can't change anything. I refuse to let the fact that I don't have hair stop me from living
Lucky my penis is huge and I still have my hair
Some of us got really lucky, and got both.
🤦♂️😄😂🍻🙈
Some of us have both. 😩
Those poor things
Well I guess I didn't have a choice. One or the other right? 😂 That's what the hat is for sometimes. But can u dress a small pecker?😂😂😂😂😂
Poor Donald, no wonder he's always in a bad mood. TinyHandsDon BaldAssDon
Haha