What If We Just Called It ‘Milk?’: Meet The Marketing Genius Who Single-Handedly Saved The Cow Discharge Industry

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Funny

DevinCow Call it colostrum.

DevinCow Beef milk.

DevinCow Thank I hate milk now! 😂

DevinCow 'Cow Discharge Industry'? Ew.

DevinCow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Marketing is important

I'm partial to 'bovine breast milk' myself.

Or “llaeth” in Welsh

This is exactly why Rice Oats and Almonds are being milked by tiny handed farmers

Carson asks David Brenner “Who’s the bravest man ever?” He says “The 1st guy who ever drank milk.” Carson’s puzzled. “Think about it - guys in a cave & 1 says ‘See that thing with the balloon under it? I’ll squeeze that ballon & whatever comes out I’ll drink it.’” Johnny roars!

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I just sprayed my cow discharge over my phone 😂😂

Hungry for Apples?

danlippertcool congrats to Todd

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