and it’s losing money
Best hamburders ever!
Careful! They'll sue you for slander!
😀
How does a foot long meal fit into those tiny little hands?
the one store that has run out of Blizzards in the whole State, by the way, and will not be getting any more
It's in louisiana. this is the right one
Tadgho78
The good one, not the shitty one across town.
Q: Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King didn’t wrap its Whopper.
try their melted fudge polonium blizzard!
They have dairy queens in NJ? An unexpected island of culture in the swamp.
I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire?
Explains his massive weight gain. All those Blizzards.
Explains a lot. 💰👎😕💣🎲🎱
The Onion just doesn't have 'it' any longer. So lame and not funny.
At least this is obviously satire, DQ is up in the market YTD lol
The sad thing is it could be true!
Damn dis joke made it by yall editor? Fuckin LOL dudes update da resume hahahaha
Yabut all Trump employees get an Ivanka brand IOU when they purchase a full price Peanut Buster Parfait.
America needs more DQ’s!
Savvy
Would be more believable if a banana stand.
But is it a Brazier location?
The Libtards complaining about dairy coming from cows, the consivitards complaining its Queen and not King
And the DQ has been closed for 16 years.
The more you know
Lol don’t bring Dairy Queen into this 😭
Ask Grassley if that one is good for u kno what too.
mmmm ... Dairy Queen Blizzard!
There's always money in the banana stand.