Wonder Drug Inspires Deep, Unwavering Love Of Pharmaceutical Companies

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NEW YORK—The Food and Drug Administration today approved the sale of the drug PharmAmorin, a prescription tablet developed by Pfizer to treat chronic distrust of large prescription-drug manufacturers.

Pfizer executives characterized the FDA's approval as a "godsend" for sufferers of independent-thinking-related mental-health disorders.PharmAmorin, now relieving distrust of large pharmaceutical conglomerates in pharmacies nationwide.

"Out of a test group of 180, 172 study participants reported a dramatic rise in their passion for pharmaceutical companies," said Pfizer director of clinical research Suzanne Frost. "And 167 asked their doctors about a variety of prescription medications they had seen on TV."Frost said a small percentage of test subjects showed an interest in becoming lobbyists for one of the top five pharmaceutical companies, and several browsed eBay for drug-company apparel.

After a brief summary of PharmAmorin's benefits, the commercial concludes with the woman flying a kite across a sunny green meadow, the Pfizer headquarters gleaming in the background.PharmAmorin is the first drug of its kind, but Pfizer will soon face competition from rival pharmaceutical giant Bristol-Myers Squibb.

 

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If you dont like pharmaceutical companies your at liberty to treat your diseases with whale noises, crystal therapy or homeotherapy

Thanks Cialis!!!

Hilarious

Buy, consume, procreate.

Okay, that's a jab.

something chronic sounds like chrome ah.. that's ok.. and shiny

Team-o-cil

Brismysquibicin 😂

Thank you President Trump..!!

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'GOOD NEWS! It's a suppository!'

Yes they do. How many people have been saved by HIV drugs? How many will live better lives if Pfizer vaccine works on COVID19?

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Ha! tell me about it ;)

I’m in this headline and I don’t like it

I don't need no drug to know I love Glaxosmithkline!

Legal E?

So true

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