WASHINGTON—As businesses prepare for a looming economic recession, a government report released Wednesday found that more companies have chosen to cut costs by replacing CEOs with prison labor.
“At a time when the average CEO makes nearly 400 times as much as a typical worker, and CEOs at large firms earn north of $25 million per year, more corporate boards are realizing that they can get the same amount of output from a prisoner who works for a fraction of the salary. In several states, including Florida, Georgia, and Texas, these prison CEOs are actually paid nothing for their work.
Some even have prior CEO experience
What am I missing? Who's that in the orange jumpsuit?
If you can take a crap on a toilet with thirty other men watching you, you can run a fortune 500 company.
You wanna make it even more 'based' for the twitter audience? Say they're replacing CEOs with Landlords. That will send people to the hospital
verified Twitter should do THIS. I am positive that they could do much better than elonmusk
Here for the boardroom shankings.
Think outside the cell.
I mean in a just society most CEOs would be in jail, so they're criminals running organized crimes.
If only
They are pretty much interchangeable tbh
all for this
The Trump Organization has been inching towards that for years.
talk about a revolving door... ;)
Okay. This but unironically. 👍🏻😊
You jest but we had a cold caller who was in prison that we paid Arizona for. And she was really good.