NEW YORK—Saying the company had skipped a good five or six steps on society’s path to wider acceptance of nontraditional relationships, marketing experts told reporters Wednesday that jewelry retailer Zales had definitely jumped the gun with its new engagement ring commercial featuring a polyamorous triad.
“Zales is definitely getting a bit ahead of itself with its new ‘Abundant Love’ ad—today’s consumers just aren’t ready to see a jewelry commercial like this,” said Venture Marketing brand consultant Caitlin Boyd regarding the new campaign, which depicts a man simultaneously proposing to his male and female co-primaries while presenting three identical gold engagement bands.
Ugh. Grossarama.
3 rings were forged for the elves.
Wow smh
3 for one deal
LOL
My mistake. I thought this was a Donald Trump bulk-purchase.
I'm in.
David Crosby could not be reached for comment.
How will they divide forever hearts into three equal parts?
Cock rings?
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Also available in white gold
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The 'Golden Rings of Nephi' set, now available at all Zales locations in Provo, Utah.
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Does this count as a pride month tweet?
The fellowship of the rings
This is a sure hit. I wish I had a knack for finding & fulfilling such gaps in the Market.
Its cheaper to buy wedding rings in egg cartons.
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