Hello I would like to apply for a job as onion 🧅, please kindly.
No kidding
ONABAMfan this another great one
Lol
HandCongaPlayer Uh...yeah, it's gonna take MORE than a little 'grumpy face' to garner change: YOUR LOBBYISTS need to SPEAK A LANGUAGE THEY SPEAK.
SkinnerPm yeah, my thought exactly - they should put their money (or absence thereof) where their mouths are.
Haha 😂👏
Popehat It took me a minute, but this is hilarious. 🤣
Took me a minute to realize this was The Onion!
I thought you only did satire
Corporate PR truly is meaningless And yet people absolutely eat it up, so it must be working as intended?
Just the shameful look on the bankers face when they cash this will teach them a lesson.
ariehkovler 🤣
JetBlue can you confirm?
The Onion is once again SPOT ON
I thought this was a satire site
That's really going to make them stand up & go spend the money they were given in a donation......ironically, of course. Irony is a circle that must be completed.
Resist ✊🏿
Funny... but actually effective if those checks are less than $1 as the processing fees cost more than the donation
... and the GOP called it “cancel culture” and threatened to raise taxes on those companies, so they each wrote another check with an apology on the memo line.
Just because I’m a soulless corporation doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings too 😢
SergPHD_16
They also wrote “insurrection is bad” and “don’t vote to undermine democracy” on their donation checks to Republicans who voted against certifying Biden. slpng_giants
Sad face...
This is your best one in a long time.
Remember, corporations are people too--the Supreme Court said so.
Going for the jugular AGAIN
Godlike Tweet 👏👏👏
oof... sad face... that's vicious
oh my fucking god i laughed too hard
Corporations should fund reparations.