NEW YORK—Voicing support for those it ultimately passed over in favor of a white applicant, financial services giant Morgan Stanley issued a statement Monday indicating it stands in solidarity with all its rejected African American job candidates.
“Similarly, as we look out our windows and watch tens of thousands of protestors fill the streets to demand justice, we wish to express support for the black job seekers whose résumés we gave only a cursory glance before convincing ourselves they probably wouldn’t be a good fit.
Hits a lil close to home right
sit down, man
Oh Onion someone has some shit for you too. Homie
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As a black man let me just say 'if I had a X for every Y' because as it pertains to this particular topic, if I said anything further I'd destroy the idiom faster than Homer Simpson hooked up to a polygraph.
Is this a joint statement with BankofAmerica
Apparently you have no room to clown anybody on their BLM statement 🥴 smdh
Remember when you used to have music acts come in and play for your staff
The Onion is so on point with it's satire
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How many Black people working at the onion?
this you?
how many black people work at the onion
fucking Onion, thank you for many laughs you have given me over the years. Everytime I post one of your articles on Facebook, my conservative relatives slobber over it
We will never forget your racist bullying of a Black CHILD Racist TheOnion BlackChildren BLM BlackLivesMatter WeRemember
How many Black FT employees do you have? Rumor has its 7 out of 140 after layoffs? So how are YOU standing with rejected applicants or staff STFU TheOnion StandwithRejectedBlackApplicants HireBlackPeople StopBeingRacist
Proof that the Onion is far more prescient than most people think. Watch this headline come to fruition in the next 6 months. remindmetweets in 6 months
how many black ppl are on your staff again
Oh the irony. Their writing staffs throughout time
Some people aren't quite getting where The Onion is coming from. Think about how bad job seeking is for black people in the U.S. for a minute. If you've seen any studies or firsthand accounts from us you already know getting a job is tough, especially if your name sounds 'ghetto'
That joke's so white, it went out during a riot, smashed some glasses and bought a new television.
Oh it hurts 🤣