A Pest Control Company Bought A Half-Page Ad On Our Cover, And We’re In No Position To Turn It Down

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In top , they could have at least put in fine print: You might contact newspaper's ad mgr for advice on YOUR ad.

I had a cousin Lou that owed me 3k. These guys took care of him and quick.

Dang, I want them to come kill my bugs but they forgot to include the name of their company.

The reason we repeatedly flip our covers on the cold side when trying to fall asleep is because lowering your body temperature makes you tired.

So basically they got you on 4 lol

Quickly*. Adverbs vs adjectives, the struggle is real.

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