FW24 show on Thursday morning, there was one question on his mind: “skanky bandage dress or business lady?” Which is to say, Ib Kamara’s new collection for the brand founded byMEL OTTENBERG: Hey, what’s up Shy? Which Off-White girl are you? Are you the skanky bandage dress or the business lady?
SHYGIRL: I like the one where all the pieces like the jackets kind of come apart because I can leave bits of me wherever I go. And then maybe go back and have to pick it up, you know?SHYGIRL: I know, it was meant to be jade because I was like, “I don’t want to put too much jewelry on because the dress is already giving.”OTTENBERG: All right I’m here with Dusan Mrden.
ANON: Oh, I’m definitely the shredded denim top skirt and the fur chubby thing. I feel like that is my boardroom reality. Do you have a problem with that?ANON: You know, I’m a sucker for butterflies. I have no idea what they’re doing there, but butterflies are great.ANON: I feel like in life I’m giving Monopoly. But I also play poker, Mahjong and Yahtzee. Do you play any of those?
OTTENBERG: I mean, I’d rather play Monopoly. I think that sounds really fun. Or Candyland. This was giving Candyland. I’d like to know how to play poker but I don’t. I do sort of know how to play Backgammon.ANON: I was almost crushed by the throngs of paparazzi surrounding the Little Mermaid. OTTENBERG: Yeah, I saw that. That was crazy. They really, really, really are feeling the Little Mermaid here. We like the double denim shredded. See you in the boardroom.“She Makes Me Want to Be a Rich Woman”: Mel on Dior FW24