person. Here are the worst mistakes you can make at a company holiday party.The open bar made marrying and having children with your office crush seem like a good idea, but now it’s the next morning and you’re terrified of awkwardly bumping into the person with whom you just brought a baby girl into the world.Gossip Unless It’s About Stuff Everyone Already Knows
As the wealthy head of the company, you should do the right thing and eat your delicious meal in the privacy of your own home, where you won’t have to look at the hungry, miserable faces of your employees.If you’re going to go out in a blaze of glory, target the company president instead.
Yes, the buffet is free, but you’re really not supposed to eat more than can fit in a standard NFL helmet, so bring your own if you’re not certain your company will provide one.Go On One Of Your Rants About The Shriners
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Turning up?
Mistake 1: attend
Actually attending
Consume alcohol…
A) show up
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Snog the boss
Thinking it was being held at the nudist camp this year and you just popped a Cialis
Tweet something unfunny, beginning with Trust Us and forget the punch line.
Banging the boss in the ladies restroom stall…do not do it!!
Attending
Make the same stupid slightly offensive mistletoe joke 50 times in 3 hours.
piss in the fruit punch.
Honestly, at first, I thought “Win a Restored 1969 Truck” was one of the mistakes.
I feel like you reached into my past and pulled my history out!
LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?
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Nowadays Darryl and Claudia could be any two of those six 🤔🤭
Showing up is your ONLY mistake.
Claudia just did it to get back at Darryl's wife by giving her husband the herps
Fun fact Darryl and Claudia are the two on the far right.
replacing egg nog with cum?
Attend.
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Lick the door handles in an expression of rugged individualism?
Going…..
Going?
🙄😒
Murdering the CEO?
Make copies of your ass on copy machines? Is that still a thing?