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The BOFH introduces The Boss to AI – artificial intestine

"Just after your thoughts on office automation?" the Boss says, having recently returned from a"Think Tank for the Future" meeting between him and the Director.A meeting of the Brains Trust – a team whose"future vision" extends from now till dinnertime.

"We want a way of cutting the monotony out of people's lives so that they can focus on other things," the Boss says, ignoring the PFY once more."What are you suggesting?" I ask.people waste every day just turning lights on and off?""And that's just turning them on!" the Boss says excitedly."Yes, but EVERY DAY!" the Boss blurts.

"I … we … signed up for a large amount of AI," the Boss says, suggesting that AI arrives in boxes off the back of a lorry."It's the future.""Probably," the Boss says, having no idea what I'm talking about.

 

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