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Giant dildos and vibrating beds: Sexpo is serious about the business of sex – it's also hilarious | Brigid Delaney

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Our noise at the beginning is pitiful and lacking energy, like a barely concealed fake orgasm

It’s 3pm at a strip show and the MC, a man with the energy of four breakfast radio DJs, says “Melbourne make some noise.”A handful of us are pressed against a barrier, clapping a woman who just stuffed a three-foot balloon down her throat. It just disappeared down her gullet and is now presumably entangled in her lower intestines like one of those seabirds that has swallowed a plastic bag.“It’s 3pm on a weekday, and you’re here!” he says.

 

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i would go for the vibrating bed and the bearded pole dancer. very funny

You missed a few tokens next to your drag queen Baphomet...

Giant dildos? Vibrating beds? Sounds like the realDonaldTrump WhiteHouse

Nothing like liberal debauchery

Behold, post-Christian Britain! May it sink into the Channel.

Sounds like the House of Commons

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