Juilliard Opens Business School For Students Who Realize Acting Thing Probably A Long Shot

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NEW YORK—In an effort to accommodate pupils who are realistic about their chances in the industry, the performing arts conservatory Juilliard announced Wednesday that it had formed a new business school for students who realize the whole acting thing is probably a long shot. “This exciting new program will serve to…

NEW YORK—In an effort to accommodate pupils who are realistic about their chances in the industry, the performing arts conservatory Juilliard announced Wednesday that it had formed a new business school for students who realize the whole acting thing is probably a long shot.

“This exciting new program will serve to educate some of today’s greatest budding thespians who are clear-eyed and practical about how few paying jobs there are for actors,” Juilliard president Damian Woetzel said of the degrees now being offered in accounting, finance, and project management for students who, lacking major Hollywood connections or independently wealthy parents, will inevitably bum around the Brooklyn theater scene for a couple years before going broke and calling it quits.

 

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robertcaruso Oh that burns! Now do creative writing MFAs. 😐

Go for the audition...Stay so they can give you the business.

You might recall that they do music as well

Okay y'all are on a roll today.

the last thing we need is business schools promoting mean rapaciousness and treating consumers as infinitely exploitable suckers. Let us defund business schools they are a burden to civil society

I was one of those

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