Radicalized Patagonia Releases New Fleece Made Of 100% Recycled Oil Company CEOs

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Spooky

I'll take 10.

That fucking rocks! Thanks for that!

Five, Patagonias to survive!

😂

I’ll take 5 puuuuuullleeeeeease 🤣

Lol, that is disgusting, but I love it.

I was actually just thinking yesterday about how billionaire leather is the most luxurious leather of them all.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T REAL

That explains the slime.

jonjones y'all.

?

You put just that on with nothing else at all and stare at yourself in a full length mirror and say 'I'd fuck me'

You’ll look really slick in that

Buy one for all your maga coworkers.

I'm from the Patagonia (Argentina) and I was so confused when I read this, even more when I realized it was in english. Then I calmed down when I saw it was from the Onion.

I'd buy 2, but pre-order like 250.

Disgusting Imagine having to be in close contact with an oil CEO all day, how awful

This is a billion dollar idea. 🚀🚀🚀

based

Sounds like a Winner 2 Me

Slippery and itchy. 🤢

dibs on aubrey mcclendon

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